86+ Funny Poems Sick

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Funny poems sick. My hip hurts when I move my chin My belly buttons caving in My back is wrenched my ankles sprained My pendix pains each time it rains. Sep 23 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Daim Mughal. Funny Valentine Poems There are also funny poems on the Get Well Thanksgiving and Christmas pages. By Shel Silverstein more Shel Silverstein.

She fell into the sink. Discover and save your own Pins on Pinterest. June Sick Room Arthur Seymour John Tessimond. Im feeling sick and getting worse.

My tonsils are as big as rocks Ive counted sixteen chicken pox. I have the measles and the mumps A gash a rash and purple bumps. But it keeps them on the knife. She fell into the bath tub.

Get well quick you lazy bum Theres lots of work to do. I have the flu. I have the sweats. This is a select list of some of the all-time best and most-famous funny poems from throughout history.

You are who you are. I have the measles and the mumps A gash a rash and purple bumps. This funny get well message is from one co-worker to another. My nose is cold my toes are numb.

I have a cold. I have the shakes a stuffy nose and bellyaches. Funny get well poems are popular so here is another funny get well greeting. There was a young lady of Kent.

But if your goal is to be offended well by all means keep on reading. My mouth is wet my throat is dry Im going blind in my right eye. God made me pretty. Im turning green and pink and blue.

Hymn For A Sick Girl George MacDonald. What happened to you. I cannot go to school today Said little Peggy Ann McKay. Robert Louis Steveson When I was sick and lay a- bed I had two pillows at my head All my toys beside me lay To keep me happy all the dayQuotedRobert Louis Stevenson When I Was Sick By Sara Kendrick If I have missed reading you lines Or failed to comment all the time I have been blowing nose And coughing crud and my breathing doesnt flow.

Every word in this poem is one syllableand it goes on much longer than this. Always remember to check out our SITE MAP to access all of our greeting card poems. This is a warning for all those who dont have the stomach for it dont read these jokes. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke Im sure that my left leg is broke.

More Funny Poems There are also funny poems on the following pages. How Sickto Waitin Any Placebut Thine Emily Dickinson. Based on Shel Silversteins famous poem Sick I cannot go to school today Said little Peggy Ann McKay. If you stay sick its more work for me And Id rather it was for you.

Funny poems can be funny because of the way theyre written as well as their subject matter. 2020 has been a year of blue. There are more than 800 poems at this site. Im nauseated nearly ill.

Welcome to sick jokes. Check out these 25 famous funny poems by famous poets. The Land Of Counterpane Written by. And came out pink.

I think Id better see the nurse. These are the best examples of Sick Funny poems written by international poets. Please be advised these jokes condescending evil racist mean sick and so forth. My mouth is wet my throat is dry Im going blind in my right eye.

Many have been healed by faith. Stella Is Sick Sir Philip Sidney. The yellow and blue ground. Read and share some of these top famous funny poems with your friends.

My knees are weak. To Music To Becalm A Sweet Sick Youth Robert Herrick. Im sure I should go home today. Whose nose was most awfully bent.

I have a fever and a chill. My leg is cutmy eyes are blue. Thanks for reading our funny poems. It might be instamatic flu.

She fell into the rasberry jam. It makes the peas taste funny. It could be fatal if I stay. My tonsils are as big as rocks Ive counted sixteen chicken pox And theres one more--thats seventeen.