68+ Funny Quotes Poems Turning 50

50 years of hopes and dreams Rainy days and golden sunbeams Turning 50 is not so bad it seems.

Funny quotes poems turning 50. These quotes will tickle just about anyones funny bone. Funny Sayings Group 1. Bill Clinton After a man is 50 you can fool him by saying he is smart but you cant fool him by saying hes pretty. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150000 miles.

Youre a better person now than you were at 30 so youre only going to keep getting better with age. Funny Quotes on Turning 50. Rabon Longs SC USA Fifty years have come and gone since the day that you were born. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

Funny Sayings Group 1. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. That you are still a bundle of fun.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. So instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of this occasion. 12 By turning a glorious fifty. Turning the Big 5-0.

Turning 50 means its only a matter of time before youre regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Happy 50th birthday. Let the happiness pour. You have shown everyone.

Funny Jokes About Turning 50. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. Turning 50 is really quite good it appears. The best form of birth control for people over 50.

At fifty you are flawless and perfect. Full of experience and intellect. The big 5-0 is finally here Yes youre turning 50 this year. By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Happy birthday to a friend thats fine as wine. Victor Hugo. Reaching the half-century mark is a milestone in anyones life. At 50 years old life seems shorter.

You have been responsible. Turning 50 reminds me of that Jack and Jill nursery rhyme except now were getting closer to the nursing home and theres probably more tumbling down involved. Another funny 50th birthday poem by Kathy J. If you know someone who is about to turn 50 in sometime along with a birthday party and the usual birthday jazz you can actually use these funny 50th birthday.

You may be worried about turning 50 but take my word for it. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist Anon Old age is like underwear. But the best way to keep it from turning into a millstone is to enjoy some funny quotes about 50th birthdaysMost of the words of wisdom on aging and on hitting the 50 mark seem to be wryly anticipating the incipient decrepitude of old age to come. Share them with the birthday honoree or anyone you think might get a chuckle out of them.

So youre turning 50 in the age of plastic but youre no candidate for a face-lift. Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. Funny Quotes Poems Turning 50 Funny Quotes Quotes Poems 50th Birthday Gift Ideas 50th Birthday Gifts Birthday Aging Comic Funny 50th Birthday Quotes 50th Birthday Funny 50th Birthday Quotes And Sayings 50th Birthday Poems Google Search 50th Birthday Poems 50th Birthday Sayings Funny 50th Birthday Quotes Funny. Half a century or five decades is the amount of time that it equates.

You have hit half a century. So relax and enjoy. By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. Fifty is a powerful age for women.

Take a look back on all youve achieved so far. It creeps up on you Anon. Happy 50th birthday. Humorous Quotes on Turning 50.

Your achievements are admirable. Which is really a shame since aging is inevitable and as one sage said.