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Valentines Day Poems to Girlfriend. Romantic love is not all that Valentines Day is about when you have children. I swear you men have all your romance from the same worn book. Roses are red chocolate is brown never gonna give you up never gonna let you down.

Basically you can add any end that matches the situation and the sense of humour your audience possesses. Flowers are a good thing a sweet thing to give a lady. Roses are red violets are blue love me so much like I love you. Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell He says to hell with you 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldnt have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn.

Everything you need except for a pencil and a piece of paper is in this book right here in your hands. He woke up at night. I promise you you can write wonderful exciting funny poetry that will amaze your parents and teachers and have your friends falling down laughing. These poems are guarenteed to make you laugh due to their silly but hilarious use of english language.

Roses are red bacon is redder theres nothing that bacon cant make taste better. Subscribe to the Poem of the Week. Roses are red violets are blue they dont think it be like that but it do. Roses are red violets are blue baby come back cause Im blue too without you.

In work or in pleasure in rain or in shine Theres none in my heart but my Valentine. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. The ending always changes to create an unexpected or ridiculous outcome. Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesnt.

Roses Are Pink Your Feet Really Stink Gilbert the Opossum Paperback Picture Book January 20 1997 by Diane deGroat Author Illustrator 48 out of 5 stars 1154 ratings. Composing funny poetry as a result is no easy feat. As with most humor the impact of your funny birthday poems rests more with the recipients sense of humor than yours. Sugar is sweet And I love you.

Funny Sexy poems follow but they are not in a format to suit Valentines Day except perhaps for this next one may i feel said he ill squeal said she just once said he its fun said she may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he why not said she. Read on to find some cute sweet and funny poems that you and your child will like. Valentines Day Poems Subcategory. But it is always roses always red and always perfect hothouse blooms when they can come by them Patrick Rothfuss The Name of the Wind.

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Roses are red violets are blue love never crossed my mind until the day I met you. A hand-picked selection of funny poems suitable for adults and kids. A Thought True To You by Sean Raine Roses are red Violets are blue.