87+ Funny Roses Are Red Poems For Dad

Roses are red apples are too violets are purple not fucking blue.

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Even more than I hate you. Short Funny Love Poems Roses are Red Poems. I mean dont get me. Fall in love with original roses are red poems by the Gift Poet.

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Since we were children we have all heard the poem roses are red and violets are blueNow it is the time that we turn them into jokes. My wife ate asparagus and wants me to go down. Thanks and enjoy these short love poems. AwakenShadow I dont care about roses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The simple fact is I really love you. The same with violets too. Keep staring at me And you will be too. Roses are red Grass is greener When Im with you.

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Clearly as you can see above they are not my forte. Roses are red Snowdrops are white My heart will melt In your arms tonight. One Hundred Roses Are Red Poems. When my cumsock grows mushrooms does that mean I am a father.

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