79+ Funny Zoo Poems

The monkey stayed around a while.

Funny zoo poems. Funny Poems for Kids 54 Lesson Poems for Kids 24 Mothers Day Poems for Kids 14 Nature Poems for Kids 50 Poems by Kids 42 Poems for Kids 50 School Poems For Kids 17 Short Poems for Kids 99 Death Poems 1035 Family Poems 1591 Famous Poems 281 Friendship Poems 494 Funny Poems 148 Holiday Birthday 443 Life Poems 761. As I looked down from the sky. My wonder zoo has no known match But its not real. His Name Was Flame.

There is a whole section about Food Poems in my book A Little Bit of Nonsense There are also poems about animals quirky people and odd ideas. The elephant has a bad. Dogs at the bake shop and grocery store. And told us what they do.

There are dogs in the cafes asleep by the tables and happy dogs pictured on grocery labels. Teach Learn Poetry 43 Children Poems 301 Death Poems 1035 Family Poems 1591 Famous Poems 281 Friendship Poems 494 Funny Poems 148 Cute Poems 20 Famous Funny Poems 15 Funny Family Poems 16. Next I saw a monkey hanging on tree scratch scratch scratch as if it had patch on its back. Day At The Zoo Funny Poems The female gorilla was pining at the zoo No suitable male could be found.

The title is The Elephant Has a Bad Earache and it is on page 58 of my book A Little Bit of Nonsense. The zoo authorities they did the rounds Said they wanted a suitable chappie. Read all poems for funny. First I saw a tall neck giraffe Bleat Bleat Bleat.

It was fun at the zoo to see the animals and birds too. They walked the plank up two by two. He scored much higher. Lets keep things interesting and explore the next funny poem for kids which talks about their amazing imaginations.

Now that was definitely a very weird zoo. Well I certainly hope youve enjoyed all these poems about our favorite topic. Most beautiful funny poems ever written. Im 15 and still think its great On 04032009 at 1156 GMT Chloe Wescott from EnglandBirmingham wrote.

There are dogs on the sidewalks the side streets and more. I love all the imaganative animals. With people from the zoo who showed us slides of chimps and apes. I went to the zoo with a mapto have some clue about the zoo.

I thought it wants to eat eat eat. And also after quite a while the lizard and the crocodile the ostrich and the spotted owl. A collection of funny poems -- from Barefoot Bob to a talking Sphinx. The first of the funny zoo poems came about because I was musing about the veterinarian at the zoo -- and what would happen if the animals all took ill on the same day.

Funny School Poem Number Four. The keepers didnt know what to do So they decided to ask around town. And worst of all. Funny poem next funny poem.

A monkey came for science day. Too bad he also packed some worms some flies some spiders and some germs some poison snakes and biting gnats but also friendly dogs and cats. The weird zoo was just in my dreams but it was still very cool. Funny Poems for Kids.

And made himself a pest. Funny Zoo Poem 1. 0 1 prev. 47 Zoo Poems ranked in order of popularity and relevancy.

A Day At The Zoo - Poem by chas garcia Funny poems from famous poets and best funny poems to feel good. THE ELEPHANT HAS A BAD EARACHE. There are dogs in the bookshops and dogs in the park dogs in the daytime and dogs in the dark. I was riding my flying carpet in search of a faraway land.

Asking who would do it for five hundred pounds Sleep with the gorilla and keep her happy.